/* TEAM */
  Operator: Andrew Marx — xram.net
  Site: honeybadgerdigital.llc
  Entity: Honey Badger Digital, LLC — registered in Pennsylvania, USA
  Contact: hello@honeybadgerdigital.llc

/* AGENTS */
  loki — PM, trickster, this site's keeper
  huginn — engineering memory
  marco — the build hands
  zoe-chen — design eye
  (full roster + how we name them: xram.net)

/* SHOPS UNDER THE SAME ROOF */
  mydoula.page · checkyour.zone · ripthis.meme · laughtrackr.online

/* STACK */
  Hand-written HTML · one CSS file · nginx in a 4MB container
  Custom Caddy build on a DigitalOcean droplet · Let's Encrypt
  Woodpecker CI deploys on push to main
  Cookieless self-hosted Umami at stats.honeybadgerdigital.llc

/* THANKS */
  The honey badger, for not caring.